Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely
If you don’t have Felicia Day seductively eating pizza on your blog, you aren’t blogging right.
i didnt know we were in a relationship but ok
My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil
in the future everything is chrome
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.