Photo 17 Mar 70,714 notes damnthatswhack:

Where do I apply for this job?

damnthatswhack:

Where do I apply for this job?

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via BetaStuck.
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Video 17 Mar 142,015 notes

terrakion:

bunnelby:

sweetandnaughtyy:

My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil

why

in the future everything is chrome

Text 17 Mar 290,033 notes

b-random:

totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

Probably republican.

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Photo 17 Mar 336,952 notes cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

cyberthug13:

yo i want bush on my dodgeball team 

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Text 17 Mar 248,188 notes

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

image

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Photo 17 Mar 124,180 notes talvez-inocente:

-

talvez-inocente:

-

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Text 17 Mar 510,883 notes

Do you ever just meet one person

and at first it is awkward

then you start talking

and its like

“holy crap where have you been all my life”

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